Let's get this out of the way first. No,Strip Club Slayer (2016) Watch online April the giraffe hasn't given birth to her calf yet.

However, more than 75,000 people have nothing better to do at 7:00pm on Saturday than wait around and watch, just in case.

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We're not sure whether this moves us to hope or despair for the state of the world. Either way, it'd really be great if April's bundle of joy got this party started.

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